Post by res1 on Jul 16, 2020 22:01:04 GMT -5
Lee enters the hotel room and locks the door, then sits opposite from me. Lee silently consults a journal for several moments while I stare at him, frowning. I decide to speak first.
"Clever. Very clever. Attempting to bore me into submission, are you? Well, I'll have you know that I've been bored by men three times as tedious as you, and I barely shed any tears at all. My tolerance of monotony borders on the legendary. Do your worst."
"What relationship do you have with Milk, Beer, Mango, Blueberry, Kiwi, Strawberry?"
"You're sort of out of the loop, aren't you? Don't you have pages about these cats or something? I know you got one on me, I can see it right there."
“What were your intentions?”
I laugh.
“Ah. I see. Well then. Seeing as how you're very very curious, and in all likelihood I'm going to be here for a very long time anyway, I might as well clue you in. In actuality…”
I lean forward.
“Draco the Dragon got too big for his britches and kept increasing rent.”
Denies all allegations of malicious intent.
"Daniel’s mind has rent?"
"It's literally Daniel’s mind, did you think it was rent-free?"
"I once knew a cat whose real name was Mint Giles Katz, his primary concern was making a million, being the illest hustler that the world ever seen. A corrupted young mind at the age of thirteen, never had a father. He was fascinated by material objects but he understood money never bought respect."
"He built a reputation cause he could hustle and steal."
"Coincidentally his brother wanted to sell weed."
"He gave into the dragon’s greed."
“The dragon was with him forever. The dragon was his god.”
"Mr Katz started robbing, anything he could do to get respect back, Cowardvore was starting fights over little shit. Any coward can steal but only a real man can bash someone til they die standing in front of them, staring straight into their eyes"
"and listen cause this story that I'm telling is true cause I was there with Mint and BGK too. Now the dragon follows me anywhere I go."
"He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know. The dragon grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked."
"When the dragon wants you to give him gold, say never, because you might give him something forever."
"Wherever there is life, there is want. And what's so awful about that? In the end, it's less pain to simply let yourself be happy, hm?"
"Until next time, auf wiedersehen!"
I stop responding and the interview is terminated.
"Clever. Very clever. Attempting to bore me into submission, are you? Well, I'll have you know that I've been bored by men three times as tedious as you, and I barely shed any tears at all. My tolerance of monotony borders on the legendary. Do your worst."
"What relationship do you have with Milk, Beer, Mango, Blueberry, Kiwi, Strawberry?"
"You're sort of out of the loop, aren't you? Don't you have pages about these cats or something? I know you got one on me, I can see it right there."
“What were your intentions?”
I laugh.
“Ah. I see. Well then. Seeing as how you're very very curious, and in all likelihood I'm going to be here for a very long time anyway, I might as well clue you in. In actuality…”
I lean forward.
“Draco the Dragon got too big for his britches and kept increasing rent.”
Denies all allegations of malicious intent.
"Daniel’s mind has rent?"
"It's literally Daniel’s mind, did you think it was rent-free?"
"I once knew a cat whose real name was Mint Giles Katz, his primary concern was making a million, being the illest hustler that the world ever seen. A corrupted young mind at the age of thirteen, never had a father. He was fascinated by material objects but he understood money never bought respect."
"He built a reputation cause he could hustle and steal."
"Coincidentally his brother wanted to sell weed."
"He gave into the dragon’s greed."
“The dragon was with him forever. The dragon was his god.”
"Mr Katz started robbing, anything he could do to get respect back, Cowardvore was starting fights over little shit. Any coward can steal but only a real man can bash someone til they die standing in front of them, staring straight into their eyes"
"and listen cause this story that I'm telling is true cause I was there with Mint and BGK too. Now the dragon follows me anywhere I go."
"He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know. The dragon grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked."
"When the dragon wants you to give him gold, say never, because you might give him something forever."
"Wherever there is life, there is want. And what's so awful about that? In the end, it's less pain to simply let yourself be happy, hm?"
"Until next time, auf wiedersehen!"
I stop responding and the interview is terminated.